Doctors for Vice President Dick Cheney announced that his abnormal heart rhythm has returned. As you know Cheney underwent a secret heart transplant at the U.S. Army Nosferatu Research Facility (ANRF), located at a secret U.S. interrogation base in Transylvania, Romania, after his body had rejected a number of human hearts at George Washington University Hospital. At ANRF scientists were finally able to construct an artificial heart for Cheney out of sixty rattlesnake hearts, but they had warned that the new heart could experience serious abnormal rhythms when Cheney had aggressive thoughts, such as when thinking about going to war or torturing captives. As a result, abnormal rhythms became a chronic state for the rattlesnake heart.
In addition, an examination has shown that many of the rattlesnake hearts have been secreting venom that exacerbated the condition. Incredibly doctors are now considering replacing the rattlesnake heart with the heart of the dead dictator Saddam Hussein. DNA samples have shown that Hussein’s heart is compatible with Cheney’s old heart, which has been kept preserved in formaldehyde in a jar located in President Bush’s office. Apparently, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, and Powell have pledged that after they die their hearts would be preserved together in the War and Torture Wing of the George W. Bush Library, to be located at Crawford, Texas. Let us hope and pray that the doctors at George Washington University Hospital are able to revive Hussein’s old heart and give our Vice President the long and happy retirement he so very much deserves.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Republicans for a Negro Free White House
There is no way Republicans for a Negro Free White House (or RFNFWH) can adequately express our gratitude to Sarah Palin and The New York Times, which revealed Sen. Hussein Obama’s ties to an unAmerican domestic terrorist. Of course, it is understandable that the Times, once an American newspaper but now own and operated by Jews, would be against Sen. Hussein Osama Obama... (Just kidding. There is nothing wrong with a little humor in dirty politics, as Saturday Night Live will tell you.)
The New York Jewish Times (there I go again! : - )) simply cannot allow Sen. Hussein Obama to become president of the United States because then Iran will not be bombed to smithereens and American troops would be pulled out of Iraq and stop fighting the enemies of Israel, meaning that maybe the Jews would have to start fighting their own battles. But no Jew wants to do that when he or she can become a Wall Street billionaire bilking the American Sheeple (to quote my favorite Jew and prophet of doom Mike Savage) out of billions of dollars. Or they can open in the American heartland a kosher slow-kill slaughterhouse that bleeds to death cattle, chickens, turkeys, ducks, and lambs and infant (vealicious!) calves and hire illegal aliens and children (or anyone else with a low moral I.Q.) to do the bloody work. Fortunate are the creatures who walk upon the Devil’s cloven hoof, like Miss Piggy, Porky Pig, Babe, and Wilbur, for they are excluded from these slow-death animal Concentration Camps. Or if he or she doesn’t have the stomach for slaughter there is always Hollywood, where any smart Jew can get rich making Holocaust films that nobody except Jews are interested in watching.
There are so many other ways for smart Jews to spend their time than getting themselves blown up in Bagdad like those silly American soldier boys. That’s why it made perfectly good sense for Sarah Palin to address Sen. Hussein Obama’s terrorist-loving background in Florida, a state overrun by retired New York Jews who spend their time sunbathing on Florida beaches, looking like sea lions in bathing suits and sunglasses. So may Yahweh bless Sarah Palin’s little gentile heart for saving the rest of us from that Araab infidel Sen. Obama Husseen Osama bin Hiding (I did it again!).
Of course, Zionist Jews aren’t the only ones unhappy about Sen. Hussein Obama’s relationship with that filthy communist Bill Ayre, who was against the Vietnam War, and probably the reason Americans lost that war. Sure it’s understandable that the 2 million Vietnamese killed in the war might have been glad if the war had never started, that is, if they had lived. But had we not tucked our tails between our legs and run away instead of leaving with our honor and heads held high, all those dominoes might not have fallen and... Well I forget now what the domino effect would have caused.
Oh yeah, that communism would spread to Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Burma, and India. But we did lose the war and as far as I know those countries have not embraced communism, mostly because it is an ineffective economic system, unlike American capitalism. And what if they had become communist? America’s biggest trading partner is China, a communist country. Is it because communist countries are dictatorships? But America doesn’t have any problem doing business with dictators. So what was the big deal? And who cares about what those backwater countries do anyway? The country that is the greatest threat to America is neither communist nor a dictatorship but a country run by drug cartels: Mexico, which is changing America into a gang-infested barrio, with the support of billions of American tax-payer dollars.
But then again maybe that communist-terrorist pig Bill Ayre would have figured out some way to turn America into a socialist state like France, where people have medical care (where doctors are still required to make house calls), excellent comprehensive public transportation, where bank regulations keep people from getting bilked out of their retirement savings and losing their homes, where cities aren’t plagued by gang violence, etc. In addition, the French government doesn’t waste its taxpayers’ money defending Israel and engaging in meaningless foreign wars. Why is socialistic France, which is smaller than Texas, the number one tourist destination in the world? (America is 3rd after Spain.) Because it’s beautiful, safe, and a lot of fun. However, it’s still a filthy socialist state that America must avoid becoming like at any cost. I mean just look at the benefits America’s unregulated businesses and government have given to the American people: war, poverty, corruption, crime, violence, and demographic meltdown.
Still I’m puzzled? Aren’t the recent government bailouts a form of socialism? Never mind. The main thing is to do away with taxes all together, like Bush has always wanting to do. (But wasn’t Bush’s $169 billion emergency wartime funding package really a big tax bill? And what about the $700 billion Wall Street Bail Out? Isn’t it another one of Bush’s big tax bills? Couldn’t be. Americans aren’t that stupid.) Let’s just hope that when Sarah Palin and Sen. McCane start running the country they will do away with taxes altogether by privatizing schools, social security, police departments, the judicial system, the departments of highways, national defense (okay, keep a half trillion for national defense), the national parks service, NASA, and so on. Already, many of the highways in this country are operated by other nations so why not everything else. Let’s simply pay as we go. So instead of having socialist police departments paid for by taxpayers, we can have private home-security agencies. Of course, if you are late on a monthly payment, you can’t very well expect the private police, firewo/men, or medical personnel to respond to your 911 toll call.
But I digress. What I want to praise Palin for is her doing her share to keep negroes out of the White House. The members of Republicans for a Negro Free White House believe the White House was not given its name fortuitously but as a warning that America must always be ruled by white people. The founding fathers were not Negros (or women for that matter, but let’s just hope McCane can hold on for at least four more years and that he doesn’t pull a Bill Clinton with Sarah, unless he wants to see his head mounted in Todd’s trophy room next to a dozen moose and wolves heads). There have been rumors that if Sen. Obama Your Mama bin Laden Hussein does get elected that he will propose that the name The White House be changed to The Mulatto House. Then if a Mexican becomes the next president, which would be a certainty if illegals could vote, she can call it The Brown House, and then we’ll get then The Yellow House and The Red House and so on. And each time The President’s House would be painted to match the color of its tenants. Now that’s a real domino theory.
Of course, that’s just a rumor, but, as you know, rumors in politics are just as good as truth. Like that woman who declared that she feared Sen. Hussein Obama because she knew that he was an Araab. Sen. McCane tried to reassure her that Obama is a Christian (whose mind has been poisoned by Rev. Reich (as he is know among God fearing Republican Christians)) and a family man, and if being a good family man is required to run for president then you really don’t have to worry about blacks taking over the White House because most black men are either shooting up, in prison, or just nowhere to be found once children come into the picture, which I suppose makes Sen. Hussein Obama very unique, but he did have a white mother, which no doubt has helped steer him in the right direction.
However, the name Hussein is like a brand burned into the flesh. It cannot but help get into the bloodstream and start converting all those African-white-Christian blood cells to Araab-Muslim cells, kind of like how Christians are so busy converting atheists, Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Jews, and Catholics. So I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find out that Sen. bin Obama’s house has a prayer rug in every room, even one for his terrorist guests, though they probably bring their own.
But for RFNFWHs (you remember, Republicans for a Negro Free White House) one Negro in the White House is one too many. Imagine those two pickaninnies running around and those black hands touching the portraits of the slave owning Founding Fathers. And what will the neighbors think? Of course, in Washington, D.C., most the neighbors are black. And think of the embarrassment to heads of state when they ask the First Lady for another cocktail thinking she one of the coloreds serving drinks and appetizers, which does raise the question of whether whites would have to serve as the hired help in the Mulatto House. And who will be driving Mr. Obama? A white chauffeur? Inconceivable. You remember Driving Miss Daisy. You begin to see the problem. You see Republicans believe that God made black people black so that they could be white people’s servants and chauffeurs. Republicans are not against black people in the White House as long as they are servants, though since the Bush presidency Hispanics and Filipinos have been the hired help of choice. I suspect because of a fear of assassination and the fact that costs can be greatly reduced, especially if they are illegal.
We must elect Sen. McCane and his girl Friday to keep the 21st century crusades going on behalf of our Jewish friends and the Military-Industrial Complex that keeps American busy building newer and better Weapons of Mass Destruction (see the Blue Angels when the next air show comes to town and feel your chest swell with pride) and keeps American taxpayers busy paying the half-trillion dollar defense budget (rather than paying off their homes). And we certainly don’t want America to become a socialist nation, one that provides universal, adequate health care; dependable retirement; cheap, efficient public transportation; restrictions on Wall Street profiteers; real safeguards that protect the air we breathe, the water we drink, and the food we eat, etc. But most of all, NO NIGGERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE! And God bless America!
The New York Jewish Times (there I go again! : - )) simply cannot allow Sen. Hussein Obama to become president of the United States because then Iran will not be bombed to smithereens and American troops would be pulled out of Iraq and stop fighting the enemies of Israel, meaning that maybe the Jews would have to start fighting their own battles. But no Jew wants to do that when he or she can become a Wall Street billionaire bilking the American Sheeple (to quote my favorite Jew and prophet of doom Mike Savage) out of billions of dollars. Or they can open in the American heartland a kosher slow-kill slaughterhouse that bleeds to death cattle, chickens, turkeys, ducks, and lambs and infant (vealicious!) calves and hire illegal aliens and children (or anyone else with a low moral I.Q.) to do the bloody work. Fortunate are the creatures who walk upon the Devil’s cloven hoof, like Miss Piggy, Porky Pig, Babe, and Wilbur, for they are excluded from these slow-death animal Concentration Camps. Or if he or she doesn’t have the stomach for slaughter there is always Hollywood, where any smart Jew can get rich making Holocaust films that nobody except Jews are interested in watching.
There are so many other ways for smart Jews to spend their time than getting themselves blown up in Bagdad like those silly American soldier boys. That’s why it made perfectly good sense for Sarah Palin to address Sen. Hussein Obama’s terrorist-loving background in Florida, a state overrun by retired New York Jews who spend their time sunbathing on Florida beaches, looking like sea lions in bathing suits and sunglasses. So may Yahweh bless Sarah Palin’s little gentile heart for saving the rest of us from that Araab infidel Sen. Obama Husseen Osama bin Hiding (I did it again!).
Of course, Zionist Jews aren’t the only ones unhappy about Sen. Hussein Obama’s relationship with that filthy communist Bill Ayre, who was against the Vietnam War, and probably the reason Americans lost that war. Sure it’s understandable that the 2 million Vietnamese killed in the war might have been glad if the war had never started, that is, if they had lived. But had we not tucked our tails between our legs and run away instead of leaving with our honor and heads held high, all those dominoes might not have fallen and... Well I forget now what the domino effect would have caused.
Oh yeah, that communism would spread to Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Burma, and India. But we did lose the war and as far as I know those countries have not embraced communism, mostly because it is an ineffective economic system, unlike American capitalism. And what if they had become communist? America’s biggest trading partner is China, a communist country. Is it because communist countries are dictatorships? But America doesn’t have any problem doing business with dictators. So what was the big deal? And who cares about what those backwater countries do anyway? The country that is the greatest threat to America is neither communist nor a dictatorship but a country run by drug cartels: Mexico, which is changing America into a gang-infested barrio, with the support of billions of American tax-payer dollars.
But then again maybe that communist-terrorist pig Bill Ayre would have figured out some way to turn America into a socialist state like France, where people have medical care (where doctors are still required to make house calls), excellent comprehensive public transportation, where bank regulations keep people from getting bilked out of their retirement savings and losing their homes, where cities aren’t plagued by gang violence, etc. In addition, the French government doesn’t waste its taxpayers’ money defending Israel and engaging in meaningless foreign wars. Why is socialistic France, which is smaller than Texas, the number one tourist destination in the world? (America is 3rd after Spain.) Because it’s beautiful, safe, and a lot of fun. However, it’s still a filthy socialist state that America must avoid becoming like at any cost. I mean just look at the benefits America’s unregulated businesses and government have given to the American people: war, poverty, corruption, crime, violence, and demographic meltdown.
Still I’m puzzled? Aren’t the recent government bailouts a form of socialism? Never mind. The main thing is to do away with taxes all together, like Bush has always wanting to do. (But wasn’t Bush’s $169 billion emergency wartime funding package really a big tax bill? And what about the $700 billion Wall Street Bail Out? Isn’t it another one of Bush’s big tax bills? Couldn’t be. Americans aren’t that stupid.) Let’s just hope that when Sarah Palin and Sen. McCane start running the country they will do away with taxes altogether by privatizing schools, social security, police departments, the judicial system, the departments of highways, national defense (okay, keep a half trillion for national defense), the national parks service, NASA, and so on. Already, many of the highways in this country are operated by other nations so why not everything else. Let’s simply pay as we go. So instead of having socialist police departments paid for by taxpayers, we can have private home-security agencies. Of course, if you are late on a monthly payment, you can’t very well expect the private police, firewo/men, or medical personnel to respond to your 911 toll call.
But I digress. What I want to praise Palin for is her doing her share to keep negroes out of the White House. The members of Republicans for a Negro Free White House believe the White House was not given its name fortuitously but as a warning that America must always be ruled by white people. The founding fathers were not Negros (or women for that matter, but let’s just hope McCane can hold on for at least four more years and that he doesn’t pull a Bill Clinton with Sarah, unless he wants to see his head mounted in Todd’s trophy room next to a dozen moose and wolves heads). There have been rumors that if Sen. Obama Your Mama bin Laden Hussein does get elected that he will propose that the name The White House be changed to The Mulatto House. Then if a Mexican becomes the next president, which would be a certainty if illegals could vote, she can call it The Brown House, and then we’ll get then The Yellow House and The Red House and so on. And each time The President’s House would be painted to match the color of its tenants. Now that’s a real domino theory.
Of course, that’s just a rumor, but, as you know, rumors in politics are just as good as truth. Like that woman who declared that she feared Sen. Hussein Obama because she knew that he was an Araab. Sen. McCane tried to reassure her that Obama is a Christian (whose mind has been poisoned by Rev. Reich (as he is know among God fearing Republican Christians)) and a family man, and if being a good family man is required to run for president then you really don’t have to worry about blacks taking over the White House because most black men are either shooting up, in prison, or just nowhere to be found once children come into the picture, which I suppose makes Sen. Hussein Obama very unique, but he did have a white mother, which no doubt has helped steer him in the right direction.
However, the name Hussein is like a brand burned into the flesh. It cannot but help get into the bloodstream and start converting all those African-white-Christian blood cells to Araab-Muslim cells, kind of like how Christians are so busy converting atheists, Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims, Jews, and Catholics. So I wouldn’t be surprised at all to find out that Sen. bin Obama’s house has a prayer rug in every room, even one for his terrorist guests, though they probably bring their own.
But for RFNFWHs (you remember, Republicans for a Negro Free White House) one Negro in the White House is one too many. Imagine those two pickaninnies running around and those black hands touching the portraits of the slave owning Founding Fathers. And what will the neighbors think? Of course, in Washington, D.C., most the neighbors are black. And think of the embarrassment to heads of state when they ask the First Lady for another cocktail thinking she one of the coloreds serving drinks and appetizers, which does raise the question of whether whites would have to serve as the hired help in the Mulatto House. And who will be driving Mr. Obama? A white chauffeur? Inconceivable. You remember Driving Miss Daisy. You begin to see the problem. You see Republicans believe that God made black people black so that they could be white people’s servants and chauffeurs. Republicans are not against black people in the White House as long as they are servants, though since the Bush presidency Hispanics and Filipinos have been the hired help of choice. I suspect because of a fear of assassination and the fact that costs can be greatly reduced, especially if they are illegal.
We must elect Sen. McCane and his girl Friday to keep the 21st century crusades going on behalf of our Jewish friends and the Military-Industrial Complex that keeps American busy building newer and better Weapons of Mass Destruction (see the Blue Angels when the next air show comes to town and feel your chest swell with pride) and keeps American taxpayers busy paying the half-trillion dollar defense budget (rather than paying off their homes). And we certainly don’t want America to become a socialist nation, one that provides universal, adequate health care; dependable retirement; cheap, efficient public transportation; restrictions on Wall Street profiteers; real safeguards that protect the air we breathe, the water we drink, and the food we eat, etc. But most of all, NO NIGGERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE! And God bless America!
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