The Slut
After much serious thought Suzann decided to like all the other
women who have sold their bodies to the meat media. The newest Miss Slut said, "A lot of the best athletes in the world have
done it, and I thought it was great to be asked. I thought about it, being
naked and all, but I never really considered not doing it."
Of course you never considered not doing it. That’s what
sluts do, well at least the prostitute version: they sell their bodies. Interestingly
slut comes from a Norwegian word
meaning MUD. Of course the implication is that a slut is dirty because she sells
herself for filthy lucre. But another way of looking at it is that a slut
reduces herself to her materiality. Now I’m probably going way beyond the
intelligence of a golfer who like handling a stiff rod and hitting a ball into
a hole... ooh that feels so good. I wonder if she ever played golf with the
Tiger. :-))
So there she is lying like a slab of meat on the floor. Dude,
take a look for yourself:
She’s a real porker. This is pornography, so says the
dictionary: obscene...
photographs...
especially those having
little or
no artistic
merit. There’s no way that the photo of
Suzann Porky has any artistic merit. It’s just a turn on. In her case it might
be called porcnography.
The CBSSPORTS.COM article says, “The photo above was taken
during a five-hour shoot in Cocoa Beach, FL, where Pettersen said she was in
her birthday suit the entire time save a few moments wrapped in a towel.” Egotistically
parading her body as if she were a Botticelli Venus rather than just another
sex toy drooled over by men like Larry Flynt. If a
lot of guys were present there must have been a sign saying: CAUTION:
SPERM SLIPPERY FLOOR. The towel was probably used to absorb leakage caused from
being the object of masculine sexual desire.
Then: "The photographer asked me if I felt comfortable
being naked in front of a camera, and I went, 'Well, here I am.' You kind of
get used to it. It's like a role game. You do what they ask and that's it.”
Just like the sea of pornography on the Internet. Don’t mind
the bulges in the pants of the guys. That’s why you're here.
Finally: "This was a great opportunity for me. If they
present the photos in the right way, which I'm sure they will do, there's not
going to be anything to be embarrassed about or to criticize."
No. In an amoral world there is nothing to be embarrassed
about. And sluts do what they have to do to make money, even if they are
already rich.
Now one could say that it’s none of my business what Miss
Slut does with the meat that is her body. Sorry, she put her meat before the
public, so it is our business. You see the thing is this that Miss Suzann Slut
is a big athlete hero to a lot of girls. No matter that she can’t carry on a
conversation except about long hard things, balls, and holes. She is still a
hero to a lot of girls who want to be famous golfers but who will not. But
Suzann’s message to all those girls is that YOU MAY NEVER BE A BIG GOLFER BUT
ANY GIRL CAN BE A SLUT. So if Bobby Gotoffstein asks to see your boobs for five dollars, go
for it.
The Hebrew Slut
Factory
Who is responsible for turning Suzann into a slut? ESPN
The Magazine: The Body Issue (a.k.a. The Masturbation Issue). And who is behind this magazine? The Great Hebrew
Slut Factory, which is basically unHolywood. We all know that Hollywood is run
by Jews and Hollywood is the biggest slut factory in America: All-Americans
girls in; All American sluts out. I believe the latest slut is Kristen Stewart, who shows her tits in
the movie On the Road. She
said she always wanted to do it—you know like fucking, but getting paid a lot
of money for doing it helps. Kristen Dunst is also in the movie. She slutted out in Melancholia, or maybe before. I can’t
keep up with all the sluts Hollywood produces. I’m sure the Hebrews can wait to
get their hands on Dakota Fanning, maybe to be USED in a movie about a
pedophile who abuses a young girl tied to a bed for years. The purpose of the
move will be to show the horrors of such evil men... Yeah right! The purpose is to ENTERTAIN such men.
Anyway, ESPN The
Magazine is 80% owned by the
Walt Disney Company. Oh how America has fallen into the pit of sin dug by you
know whom. At the entrance of Disneyland should be a big Star of David with a flashing dollar sign inside.) The Disney Temple of Sin is run by Hebrew CEO Bob Iger, and before
him it was controlled by Michael Eisner. How did this Sanhedrin every take control of
such an American institution? The same way they took control of Wall Street,
D.C., and Hollywood—HEBREW CUNNING.
But no big deal. It’s
just a Hebrew thing. Yeah right! The Jews have the Midis Touch. What they touch
turns to money for them and to shit to whomever is touched. Just look at Wall Street. Look at Washington, D.C.
Israel now controls foreign policy, but Americans fight the wars. Billy Big Dick
Clinton got touched by Monica Lewdinsky's lips. She got rich and Bill got disgraced
and the country got born-again in the holy Hebrew waters George Bush. And Hillary
Clinton BITCHES about the Russians not condemning the Syrian government but she
doesn’t support the Palestinians who had their homeland taken by the Hebrew
hordes. Why? Because her daughter married one of them. And Suzann
my-meat-on-display may not think Hebrew Midis Touch will affect her (other than
increase her bank account), but the next time she about to make a crucial putt
she may hear whispered from the gallery slut,
slut, slut.
Enough, I have to
flush this blog and go vomit. :-)))
P.V. Most recently
the big news in tennis has been Serena Williams. She joined ESPN’s meat parade
in 2009. Take a look:
