Once
again the leftist media is trying to frighten American citizens into believing
that a weather event is unusual, “a rare hybrid storm.” Don’t believe them. God
does not play dice with the lives of American citizens, unless they’re
Democrats. That was just a little joke.
The
Republican truth is the storm is an imagining of the left to scare Americans
into reducing our economy stimulating carbon footprint. Myself, I’m proud of
being a citizen of Carbon Bigfoot America.
As a
spokesman for the Republican Party I can assure you that Sandy isn’t a
hurricane, not even a storm, more like a cool, moist gentle breeze that
commonly comes in the fall of the year. Why if I wasn’t in sunny California
right now I’d be surfing off the coast of Delaware.
So
mothers don’t fear to put your babies in their perambulators and take them out
to enjoy the weather, the brisk air will do some good, and getting them away
from their Latina nannies could save their lives.
Yours
truly,
Clyde
Smotherbreath
Chairman
of Republicans against the Lie of Global Warming
