Reason number one:
War. America is a nation defined by war. Americans love war. It has become a
form of entertainment for the men and women in uniform and the audience back
home. America was weaned on Indian killing. But we didn’t really appreciate war
as a form of media entertainment until the Vietnam War. And not only did the
war support the Military Industrial Complex and its thousands of war industries
beating plowshares into swords, it became a source of endless movies and books.
War is not only fun and entertaining but profitable. And now that America has
defeated that Superpower Iraq and will soon Superpower Afghanistan, it will be time
to find another Superpower to engage. Yes, I’m talking about Iran, and Romney
has the cojones to kick start the next war.
Reason number two:
Declare war on those filthy fags. First of all an amendment to the Constitution
is needed to make it illegal for fags to marry, and Ryan is just the man to get
the job done.
Reason number three:
No Obama-care. If members of that 47% of bloodsucking pinko parasites can’t
afford medical care, then just let them suffer and die. I’m sick and tire of all
the gnashing of teeth and winging of hands over a bunch of losers. Just let
them fucking die. And that goes for spending tax dollars on rescue efforts.
FEMA is a socialist organization that needs to be eliminated along with
Medicare. Because of God we live in the best possible of worlds. Hurricane Sandy
was God’s way of punishing the East Coast for iniquities. Everyone knows that
New York City is America’s Babylon.
What are people to do who are threatened by disease or
natural catastrophes? Pray and God will, one way or another, answer those
prayers. Also, once a month Ryan and Romney will be conducting laying on of
hands healing ceremonies in front of the White House. Here’s a preview of that
event:
Reason number four:
Romney and Ryan have pledge to pass the Anti-Abortion Coat-Hanger Act if
elected. No longer will doctors be allowed to sin against the unborn. If pregnant
women want to murder their unborn babies, they will have to do it on their own
using a coat hanger. If the woman dies from infection or blood loss it will be
punishment from God. If he woman lives, well that’s why we have capital
punishment.
Reason Number five:
As soon as Romney and Ryan come to power they will turn control of the United
State Government over to the Israelis, America’s greatest friends and allies, who
already pretty much control the country. Jews are God’s chosen people, so who
better to run America? Ryan has also proposed that Washington, D.C., be renamed
as Theopolis, D.C. (dedicated to Christ) and the United States to be renamed
the States United under God. Benjamin Netanyahu’s image will replace that of George
Washington on one-dollar bills.
Reason number six:
The decriminalization of rape. Obviously women who are raped have been selected
by God to give birth to a divine love child. Those who do not become pregnant
have willfully rejected God’s blessing and should be considered sinners.
Reason number seven: De-Nig the White House: If you don’t know what that means, then you’re not a Republican.
Sorry, I was supposed to stop at five but I just got so
excited thinking about Elder Romney and servus
Dei Ryan taking over the country.
Reason number seven: De-Nig the White House: If you don’t know what that means, then you’re not a Republican.
