Friday, April 6, 2012

Passover and Other Bloody Jewish Celebrations

First of all, Passover is a big hoax. The Jews weren’t freed from slavery. Most likely they were driven out of Egypt as unwanted guests. Will Durant says in his The Story of Civilization:

“Manetho, an Egyptian historian of he third century B.C., as reported by Josephus, tells us that the Exodus was due to the desire of the Egyptians to protect themselves from a plague that had broken out among the destitute and enslaved Jews, and that Moses was an Egyptian priest who went as a missionary among the Jewish ‘lepers,’ and gave them laws of cleanliness... Greek and Roman writers repeat this explanation of the Exodus.”


And if you read about Joseph in Genesis, you see that the Jews did quite well in Egypt. And apparently not all of them were in a big hurry to leave given there were probably as many Jews living in Alexandria as there were in the Holy Land. That also goes for Babylon. Not all the Jews wanted to leave there either when the Persian Cyrus the Great came to their rescue. Even today one has to ask why there are as many Jews in America as there are in Israel. Personally I consider their behavior parasitic. And who would want to live in Holy Land, which has always been more hellish than holy?

Getting back to the Passover celebration, first of all that the Jews were persecuted by the pharaoh is nonsense. He’s not even named in the Bible. He's a made up boogieman. The Jews think they were the only people who suffered in ancient times, just as they think that they were the only people who suffered during World War II.

What the Jews celebrate during Passover is infanticide, the slaughter of the Egyptians’ male children—FUCKING ALL OF THEM, HUMAN AND ANIMAL!:

“At midnight the LORD struck down all the firstborn in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn of the prisoner, who was in the dungeon, and the firstborn of all the livestock as well.”

Yahweh is like Nemesis in Resident Evil. But the Jews get a big kick out of imagining the slaughter of their so-called enemies. Passover gets its name from Yahweh passing over the houses smeared with lamb’s blood. Apparently Yahweh wasn’t clever enough to know who lived where.

Later the Jews had a big time celebrating the Pharaoh and his troops drowned at the hand of the Lord. No matter that the Pharaoh tried repeatedly to get rid of the Jews rather than harm them. But the Lord kept hardening Pharaoh's heart. Why? you ask. So the BIG GUY IN THE SKY can fucking show off his destructive powers:

Says the Lord, “I will harden the hearts of the Egyptians so they shall go in after them, and I will get glory over Pharaoh and all his host, his chariots, and his horsemen.” What a fucking egomaniac. Read the fucking book!

And what other Jewish inspired horror do we celebrate today, this Good Friday? The murder of Jesus at the behest, not of the Romans, but of the Jews.

Oh yeah, another BIG JEWISH HOLIDAY: Purim. That celebration is based on the Book of Esther. It celebrates the slaughter of the last of the Amalekites, which the Jews drove into extinction, and Persians. It also mocks the Persian king (Xerxes the Great) because everyone is inferior to the Jews. When the Jews invaded Canaan they had ethnic cleansing on their minds. The Amalekites would be the first to be cleansed from the land:

“Therefore when the Lord your God has given you rest from all your enemies around you, in the land that the Lord your God is giving you for an inheritance to possess, you shall blot out the memory of Amalek from under heaven; you shall not forget.”

That's what Purim celebrates.

The Book of Esther is about how the Jews take over in Persia, just as they have taken over in America. And as soon as they can get the U.S. Government on board with bombing Iran (the new Persia) they’ll have another blood day to celebrate.

What they are looking forward to most of all is the arrival of the Messiah and the Jews taking over of the world. If you don’t believe me, read the Book of Isaiah:

See, the LORD is coming with fire,
and his chariots are like a whirlwind;
he will bring down his anger with fury,
and his rebuke with flames of fire.
For with fire and with his sword
the LORD will execute judgment on all people,
and many will be those slain by the LORD.


You can bet the many are gentiles. That’s the thing about most Christians. They don’t shit about the book (or the God) their faith is based on.

Happy Horrifikkah! ;-)))