Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Putin Wins Prestigious al-Assad Award


That’s right, President Vladimir Putin has worked hard recently to undo his popularity resulting from his having stabilized the country and strengthened its economy. He said he had no chance of winning the al-Assad Despised Dictator Award if he didn’t do something to make him despised by the Russian people. And had he not won the award he would have no chance of winning the coveted Joseph Stalin Award. Only Saddam Hussein, Pol Pot, and Kim Jong II have won that award, though Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been nominated.

When asked why he wanted to win the Joseph Stalin Award he said, “I wish to go down in history among those leaders who were most hated by their people. I can’t think of any better way of being remembered.”

When asked who his inspiration was, he said George W. Bush: “He showed me that it is possible for a leader to quickly destroy his reputation and go from being revered to being reviled. And I thought the best way to achieve that was to fire all those in the government who speak against me and fine protestors a million rubles, which is only $32,000. Still that's enough to stir up a lot of hatred for me since the average Russian makes $640 a month, up from $80 a month because of me. A very big mistake on my part.

And if that doesn’t do the trick, then what? “I can always reopen the Gulag work camps. They were quite hated in the days of my hero Joseph Stalin.”

One can only congratulate President Putin. Very few leaders have been clever enough to fall so far so quickly in the eyes of their people.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Alistair Burt Condemns Yemen Cowardly Attack

“LONDON — Government has slammed the "cowardly" suicide bombing in Yemen that killed almost 100 soldiers and urged leaders to make sure it did not hold back plans for political reform.” Reforms led by the colonialist Western powers. :-)))

Sleazy lawyer now British Foreign Office minister Alistair Burt used the word cowardly. Definition of cowardly is “lacking courage; contemptibly timid.” That doesn’t seem to fit a guy who intentionally blows himself up on the behalf of his cause, which is to fight against Yemen’s government’s lackey relationship with the U.S. and Britain. Actually, I think courageous (the quality of mind or spirit that enables a person to face difficulty, danger, pain, etc.) is a more precise adjective.

But what would that bald-headed, fat ass, Israel kiss-ass eunuch Burt know about courage. The wimp can can’t even accept the world as it is but has to wrap himself in the security blanket of Christian nonsense. Take a look at this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alistair_Burt_Official.jpg

I swear to god he has his nails done.

Cowardliness is using predator drones to blow up cars or missiles from helicopters or jets to destroy villages containing SUSPECTED terrorists. Rarely do I read that a terrorist has been killed. That means the U.S. and Britain and their lackey allies, such as France, play the role of judge and executioner. Of course, they play word games that declare the situation a war (when it is only a war for the other said, a military exercise for the advanced, high-tech militaries, meaning they have tanks, missiles, jets, drones, etc.). That way anyone killed is by definition an enemy who deserved no trial, only an execution. And the civilians killed are collateral damage. In other words, they have been degraded from humans to fleshy debris.

Actually, cowardly applies to the behavior of the U.S.-NATO war machines that have been engaged in ten years of on-going slaughter. It’s been good fun, but cowardly fun.

This is what Burt considers courageous:
PESHAWAR, Pakistan (AP) — Pakistani intelligence officials say a suspected U.S. drone fired two missiles that killed 10 alleged militants in northwest Pakistan near the Afghan border.

The two officials say Thursday's attack took place in a militant hideout in Khassokhel village near Mir Ali in the North Waziristan tribal area. It was the second such attack in 24 hours in the region.

The officials say most of those killed were Uzbek insurgents. They spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk to the media.

Drone strikes have become an increasingly contentious issue between the U.S. and Pakistan.
Pakistan's Parliament recently demanded the U.S. end all drone strikes on its territory. The U.S. has shown no intention of stopping the covert CIA program.

Furthermore, Britain has no moral authority. It was the primary colonial power of the Western World, having an empire of repression and exploitation even more widespread than Rome’s. It helped make a mess of the Middle East. And let’s not forget itself earlier invasions of Afghanistan and its role in the overthrow of a democratic elected government in Iran. And its interest has always been exploitation. Britain's hands, like those of America's, are dirty.

Then there is Britain’s refusal to allow the Palestinians to be recognized by the U.N. as a people (rather than incarcerated refugees in their own country), when it was Britain that once occupied Palestine and then enabled the Jews to invade the homeland of the Palestinians and create that political malignancy the state of Israel.

So fuck off, you blow-hard, done-nothing wanker. I mean the greatest challenge Alistair (an appropriate sissy's name) has had to face in his life is opening a bottle champagne, French champagne at that!