Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Pope Meets the Dope

The Pope Meets the Dope

That’s right the Pope arrives in America to meet with the President of the United States. This holy man shows up wearing a white dress and red shoes, looking absolutely ridiculous. The scene was so unreal I expected to see flying monkeys swarming about these strange beings from the Dark Ages.


During a speech to American Bishops the Pope warned of the “subtle influence of secularism.” Heaven forbid that America ever grows up and puts away its childish beliefs and religious security blankets. I mean Americans expect their children to quit believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy but they keep on believing the in the man-god Jesus (though he couldn’t prevent himself from getting nailed to the cross), virgin births, devils and angels, and old man Yahweh sitting high above mankind like old man Zeus waiting to cast all the human sinners into a burning lake of fire.


Basically, secularism is the inability to believe in fairytales. If what these guys really represented any truth whatsoever, they could wear business suits instead of dressing up like Trekkies. How anyone could have ever believed that Americans were a commonsensical, can-do people is beyond me. Culturally and mentally they have progressed no further than a tribe of Hottentots (whose religion was in fact more logical than that of the Americans because at least the Hottentots worshipped something real--the forces of nature—and were thus much more respectful of nature than Americans have been). And of course the poor Hottentots were invaded and destroyed by peace-loving Christian Europeans, the Dutch, who traded their diseases for the Hottentots’ land. Sounds a lot like Christian America’s killing off the Indians and buffalo or in Iraq spilling blood for oil and Israel.


Of course, Christian America has every right to invade (conquering looks out of the question in Iraq) a country populated by the believers in a false religion, though I haven’t yet figured out how one can prove the validity of Islam or Christianity. But when it comes to religion (unlike science) hard evidence and logic are considered the tools of the devil to tempt people into secularism.


Perhaps I am overlooking the gifts religion has showered upon humanity recently.


The gift of Catholicism to America has been hundreds if not thousands of molested children by a bunch of sicko priests. The Church has also been a prime mover in created sanctuaries for the illegal immigrants invading America because the Catholic Church is running out of believers (except for pedophiles) and priests. Could it be that Americans were beginning to see the light? The fact is the Catholic Church is at war with America and can’t wait until the country is populated by a majority of Hispanics because Catholicism has always been most successful among the uneducated.


Then there is the gift of Protestantism, most recently in God’s servant George W. Bush, who was brought to and kept in power by born-again Christian lemmings. And where has our great Christian leader led America? Into a quagmire of war, poverty, and infamy. And where is God when Saint George needs him most? Maybe nowhere.


Then there is the gift of Mormonism. If Mormon-World was a theme park it would be a house of horrors. “Daughters honor your fathers by marrying them when you are twelve or thirteen years of age.” “And mothers you must serve your husbands by remaining barefoot, stupid, and pregnant—and of course by letting your husbands fuck your daughters.” Oh yeah, the Mormons also believed that Africans were descendants of Cain and Ham, who, according to the Bible, displeased God and were cursed (revealed to everyone by their black skin). Sick, sick, sick.


Then we have the Jews, God’s chosen people, apparently chosen to make the modern world a big mess. The Jewish faith, and thus the Jewish people are not unlike Pandora’s Box that released all the evils upon the world. However, the Jewish Box is just one of many religious boxes. The establishment of the State of Israel (which was really a religiously motivated and justified action—God’s chosen people deserving the return of their homeland) has released all sorts of evils upon the modern world. Doing so was like beating an Islamic hornet’s nest with a stick (the Jewish people being the stick and the beater being first and foremost a demented America that had come under the sway of the Jews living in America).


And what have Americans gained by siding with the Jewish usurpers of Palestine? Nothing but the loss of blood, money, and reputation, most recently in the form of the Iraq War. Have you forgotten that Saddam Hussein was Israel’s greatest enemy? What is the connection between Americans fighting in Iraq and Israel? The answer is Neocons.


Who are the Neocons? “The first major neoconservative to embrace the term was Irving Kristol [a Jew], in his 1979 article "Confessions of a True, Self-Confessed 'Neoconservative.'" Kristol's ideas had been influential since then 1950s, when he co-founded and edited Encounter magazine. Another source was Norman Podhoretz [a Jew], editor of Commentary magazine from 1960 to 1995. By 1982 Podhoretz was calling himself a neoconservative, in a New York Times Magazine article titled " (“Neoconservatism,” Wikipedia)


It is persuasively claimed that the neocons presently control the American government through their Christian servant George W. Bush. The neocon cabal includes individuals inside and outside of government, both Republicans and Democrats. A partial list: Joe Lieberman, Richard Perle, Ari Fleischer, Josh Bolten, Ken Mehlman, Dov Zakheim, Paul Wolfowitz, Lewis Libby, Elliott Abrams, Douglas Feith, Michael Chertoff, William Kristol, Norman Podhoretz, Midge Decter, Charles Krauthammer, Jonah Goldberg, and David Horowitz.


Whether Americans like it or not, America has become the whore of the Jewish people. American soldiers in Iraq are not shedding blood to protect America or even for oil. They are being killed and maimed for Israel and Jews living in America, who rightly believe that Americans are a bunch of schlemiels.


Then there’s the gift from Islam. What Muslims worship most is war, apparently because it’s the quickest way into Paradise. However, Islam is like the San Francisco Tiger, Tatiana, whose space was violated by what it considered to be an alien species. Stay out of their territory and you will not expose yourself to their militant violence. And keep them out of your country for the same reason. The 9-11 attackers were Muslims living in America (who were motivated by the presence of Americans infidels in Saudi Arabia and by America’s support of the Jewish occupation of Palestine). And the French and British have learned that the Islamic presence in their homelands is nothing but a recipe for trouble—forever.


So we watch as the Pope is welcomed by the dope and consider the nasty joke religion has played on the world. Would a secular world be any better? Couldn’t be any worse.


Let’s face it--any normal person watching religion at work can only conclude that it is a disease of the brain. It distorts the religiously infected person’s perception of reality, causing him or her to believe that the world is populated by invisible beings such as gods, ghosts, spirits, devils, angels; to believe impossible actions to be possible, such as creating the Universe in six days, the dead living again, walking (barefoot or wearing sandals) on water, and a spirit getting a flesh and blood woman pregnant. (By the way, was God the first derelict father? Jesus seems to think so when he’s hanging on the cross.); and to believe that an old white man can look good wearing red shoes.


Religion also causes people to believe that immoral acts are morally acceptable as long as they are committed in the name of religion, for example, the killing of heathens, witches, infidels, and homosexuals or the taking lands belonging to others. It’s all good if it’s done in the name of religion. If Abraham had killed his son Isaac, he would have gotten off by simply claiming that God told him to do it. And how do know if the voice you hear is God’s voice, such as when President Bush prayed for divine guidance before he had America invade Iraq? The reality is you don’t and it doesn’t matter anyway as long as you believe you are doing God’s will. Like I said, it’s a mental disease.