I happened to be in my car Sunday and heard part of the Tim Conway, Jr. radio show. My first thought was how did this guy get a radio show. Are there that many moron minuses out there?
When I caught the show he was asking how can there be global warming when there is unusually cold weather in New York City. Well first of all on the West Coast there has been unusually hot weather, so there, you fucking idiot. In other words, stupid, local weather conditions are not the evidence scientists use to determine whether or not global warming is occurring. They use average temperatures. And every scientist who isn’t the payroll of an energy company knows there is global warming. The question is whether it’s being caused by humans or is simply a natural, cyclical occurrence.
Now I don’t want to get into a discussion about global warming because it wouldn’t make any difference. People have been fucking up the planet in various ways for a long time, for example, by causing various forms of air, land, and water pollution and depleting or destroying hundreds of species, many of which they depend on. Humans can’t even maintain the communities they live in. Take for example the two Hispanic cities L.A. and Mexico City. Both are deteriorating cities, becoming uglier, more congested, more polluted, and nastier by the year. So there is no hope. Even if people believed there was global warming and that if they didn’t change their living habits, the human race would be doomed by the end of the century, they wouldn’t do a fucking thing. Most people in America are clueless about what’s going on, so you can imagine how clueless people are in those parts of the world where people can’t read and are waiting to get television, not to learn anything but to watch filthy Jewish Hollywood movies like 40 Year Old Virgin and The Hangover in which a baby is pantomimed masturbating.
Bill Maher said that America is stupid. Of course it’s stupid, and that’s because the human race is stupid. I mean they still believe in mythological beings, such as a giant person named God created the world, and when they die they will go to a better place where they’ll do nothing but look at God. I mean if you don’t have a body, how can you do stuff like skateboard? Or how can you even look at God if you don't have eyes? But I’ll get back to Maher in just a second. The only thing I wish to accomplish here is to make sure that everyone knows that Tim Conway, Jr. is stupid and that’s why he has a radio show.
Okay Conan Conway, you’re wondering how it can get colder some places if global warming is occurring. I know I can’t expect you to know much about science since your degree is in radio and television, meaning that you learned to communicate but didn’t learn anything to communicate, like Sarah Palin. Getting back to cold weather in global warming conditions, National Geographic News tells us, “The Atlantic circulation moves heat toward the Arctic, and this helps moderate wintertime temperatures in the high-latitude Northern Hemisphere,” in other words, stupid, keeps Europe abnormally warm given its latitudinal position.
Wikipedia tells us, “There is some speculation that global warming could, via a shutdown or slowdown of the thermohaline circulation, trigger localized cooling in the North Atlantic and lead to cooling, or lesser warming, in that region. This would affect in particular areas like Iceland, Ireland, the Nordic countries, and Britain that are warmed by the North Atlantic drift. The chances of this occurring are unclear.” Yeah, maybe it won’t happen. I hope it does because I want to see the end of the world before I die. The point is, stupid, global warming and local cooling can occur at the same time.
One more example for the mentally challenged Conway Nitwitty. In his book Future Evolution Peter Ward, a Ph.D. (people like Conway hate those letters) paleontologist explains “that catastrophe could come with a sudden cooling of Europe. At the present, Europe is anomalously warm for its latitude... If the glacial ice covering Greenland were to melt at a higher rate than it currently does, it would flood the sea surface in the regions concerned with fresh water.” The result would be, “The warm temperatures what these currents bring would not reach the shores of Europe and Europe would suddenly cool. Thus a strange paradox: global warming would ultimately cause a sudden cooling of Europe.” And the BBC tells us that the “Greenland Melt is speeding up.” And if that occurs, sea levels will rise by 26 feet. Also, the disappearance of the ice sheets, which reflect sunlight back out into space could contribute to a positive feedback loop... But all this is too complicated for simpletons like Conway to follow. When they start reading science they become sleepy and turn on the TV or radio.
Back to Bill Maher and stupid America. On the same show Conway had another idiot as a guest—Doug Steckler. Together these two moron minuses criticized Maher for calling America stupid. What were dumb and dumber’s arguments?
First they just made fun of the way Maher looks. This argument is called an ad hominid argument because it attacks the person rather than the person’s claim. Of course this is way over the heads of dumb and dumber. It’s like saying Stephen Hawking’s ideas are wrong because he is a cripple. (This form of argument is very popular on conservative talk radio where they spend most their time calling names. And by the way, I hate liberals, so don’t put me in their camp. As far as I’m concern they are all traitors. My hero is that wild man John Brown. He got hanged for trying a slave rebellion. What we need now is an American rebellion.)
Second, cretin Conway (see I can call names too) argues that Americans aren’t stupid because they invented the airplane and light bulb. Big fucking deal. The Germans were the smartest guys on the block before they became really stupid and followed Hitler, just as Americans followed George Bush. Of course Hitler was an orator, like Obama, and Bush had trouble speaking because he had trouble thinking. How about us taking a look at America right now.
1. Let’s start off with the fact that America got beat by one man: the GREAT OSAMA BIN LADEN. One guy got us into two wars. That happened because stupid Americans elected a stupid president: the pathetic george bush. And Osama is still kicking our ass because Americans are too pridefully stupid to get the hell out of Afghanistan and Iraq. So all the U.S. Government can do is play the word game, phrases like Iraqi Freedom and Winning the Peace and Leaving with Victory. The truth is that the people of Iraq hate our guts. We have created an enemy, which wasn’t there before. And we really don’t give a shit. You might have seen California college students protesting over increased tuition, but cared less about the invasion of Iraq.
2. The most powerful nation in the world has allowed itself to be Israel’s nigger. Tell me what good has being Israel’s nigger done the U.S.? The whole neoconservative conspiracy that caused the 9/11 attacks and got America into the two wars it is presently fighting was the brainchild of a Zionist immigrant to America: Irving Kristol (“the son of Jewish immigrants of Orthodox identity”), about whom, Wikipedia says, “Irving Kristol served as the managing editor of Commentary magazine and is described as the 'godfather of neoconservatism.'” So how could it come about that John Wayne’s and Henry Ford’s America could be Israel’s nigger nation? Ask a Jews. “Americans are schlemiels, schnooks, and schmucks.” You don’t believe me, just ask Bernie Madoff.
3. America is spending trillions of dollars fighting two destructive and idiotic wars. Like WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THE IRAQ WAR? That question could have been asked at the very beginning. Before the war we had a dictator (named Hussein) who hated our guts but the Iraqi people thought we were at least okay. Now all the people of Iraq hate our guts (and Hussein is the name of our president). That doesn’t seem like much of a return on a one to three trillion dollar investment. Of course a lot of American soldiers were killed, but nobody really cares except for their families. I can’t, for example, name a single soldier killed in Iraq. The truth is, their lives were wasted, just as the lives of American soldiers were wasted in Vietnam. Isn’t America pretty stupid making that mistake twice? Remember what Bush said about getting fooled twice: “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] - shame on you. Fool me — You can't get fooled again.” And apparently the American people agreed.
4. The American economy has tanked. It is in debt to China for half a trillion. If Americans are so fucking smart, how did the communist Chinese beat them at their own capitalistic game?
5. America doesn’t make anything. Just try to buy something not made in China. All Americans know how to do is buy stuff with their credit cards. Thus, Wal-Mart is our big achievement. And what has Wal-Mart achieved? The destruction of millions of small business and thousands of small towns. Check out http://www.briancuban.com/is-the-walmart-deathstar-destroying-small-town-america/. Years ago National Geographic magazine did a terrific story on how Wal-Mart was destroying small town America. But who gives a shit if you can save 4¢ on a tube of toothpaste?
6. The American auto industry is crumbling because the Japanese build better cars. The Japs lost the WWII but have kicked our ass when comes to making just about everything that is electronic and automotive. And what they don’t make the Chinese do. Ask yourself one question: What would people of other nations want to buy of ours--other than our fast food, awful blockbuster movies, and nostalgia for the America that once was? Military hardware. That's where America excels--though apparently it doesn't help us win wars, just wrecking nations and killing a lot of innocent people. We'll never be admired for making and further developing weapons of mass destruction, just feared. But maybe that's all the America that produced the Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld Axis of Evil cares about.
And just how well would America be doing if it didn’t import brain power from China, Japan, Indian, Europe, etc.? Not all that well. Why is it that at the University of California, San Diego 10,396 of the students are Asian (most of the Asians are immigrants or the children of immigrants) and 8,844 are white, even though there are far fewer Asians than whites in the general population? It’s because Americans are stupid in comparison. Of course the comeback is “Well, the Asians are Americans.” Yeah right! The truth is America has to import a lot of its brainpower and by doing so sacrifice its historical cultural identity.
7. That right, American students (which automatically excludes Asians and Jews) do lousy in school compared to other countries, though American students do better than students in countries like Kenya, Somalia, and Haiti, you know where all the parents suffer from some form of venereal disease and the lucky kids get a glass of water for breakfast. “The average science score of U.S. students lagged behind those in 16 of 30 [world's richest]countries in the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. The U.S. students were further behind in math, trailing counterparts in 23 countries.” For millions of American young people getting a college or even a high school degree isn’t as important as getting laid, getting a fix, or getting a tattoo.
8. America has allowed itself to be invaded by tens of millions of illegal immigrants, which is one reason California rants 48th in education. America likes to believe that people around the world admire America as an immigrant nation. Bullshit! They only want to immigrate to America for the same reason people visit Las Vegas. It were there is a lot of money and the stupid American government has been doing very little to keep out the aliens, and once they get here they can have lots of children and get on welfare and soon be forgiven for invading the country illegally in the first place.
Nations that take pride in themselves want to preserve their traditional demographic identity. Americans are stupid enough to believe that immigrants who come here will fall in love with the American story that began at Plymouth Rock. Bullshit! They could care less. Their loyalty is to their own people. Americans seem to be the only people in the world who are not loyal to their own people. And usually the newcomers either hate our guts (the Mexicans) or despise us (the Asians) or take over the country's legal and political systems, the news media, the entertainment industry, and the financial system (the Jews).
America likes to make fun of France but at least France does not give citizenship to the children of illegal aliens born in France. To do so is to turn one’s country into an ILLEGAL ALIEN MOTEL, like for roaches, but instead of poison America offers the invaders all kinds of benefits at taxpayers’ expense. And I believe the Japanese don’t even allow duel citizenship. Good for them. The Japanese understand that a nation cannot preserve itself on greed alone. They are a single people who take pride in their cultural identity, homeland, and heritage, and that is why they are tough competitors and their people aren't aliens in their own homeland. Americans think that greed alone will unite the country. I think the Wall Street Meltdown disproved that. Greed creates competition. It’s the national identity that unifies. America has become a disunified nation, which has weakened it, causing internal problems and making it less competitive globally.
What has happened to California is happening to the entire nation. California has become that glorious state of immigrants, and as a result the once premier state of the union is suffering a breakdown economically, socially, and educationally. It has one of the highest rates of unemployment, if not the highest, its schools have been destroyed by illegal immigrants and their children, its prisons are bursting at the seams, the state is in debt, crime is rampant in the streets of its cities, it’s experiencing an epidemic of ethnic hatred (which will NEVER go away), and on and on. How did all that happen? AMERICAN STUPIDITY!
9. Implied above but worth repeating. “The United States has less than 5 percent of the world's population. But it has almost a quarter of the world's prisoners... 2.3 million criminals behind bars, more than any other nation.” Each prisoner costs taxpayers about $22,000 per year.
10. Maher thought the stupidity of America is illustrated by the fact half the country would have taken a chance with that airhead quitter Sarah Palin and would vote for her as president in 2012. That convinces me, but if you don’t like that argument how about half the American population voting for Obama? Either way at least half the country is stupid. But I go with Maher. The whole country is stupid.
Ten reasons for believing America is a stupid country are enough for now.
Then what do dumbass Conway and dumb-fuck Steckler have to talk about? They mock seventy-year-old waitresses, making fun of their angry attitude and swollen knees. They don’t consider that they might have to work because they need to supplement their pitiful monthly Social Security paycheck, which is all they have to live on because the Mr. America they married left them and the kids. No pity from these two idiots. No logic either. They complain about the crappy attitude of tired old waitress, but ignore their far worse mocking, degrading attitude toward these women. My mother was one of those old waitresses, and I think men who speak of old waitresses in that manner deserve to be lynched with their own intestines. But I’m sure God has a place in Hell for such men, the same level where he sends child molesters.
So it seems that Bill Maher is right. America is a stupid country. Conway and his idiot friend prove that much, but the fucked up condition of the country, fucked up by Americans, is additional evidence if you need it. And if that’s not enough, how about all those morons in radioland who listen to the likes of Conway and his retard guest?
But what Maher forgot to say is that America isn’t only stupid, its also decadent, as the popularity of sleazy Jewish movies and these mockers of old waitresses illustrate.
