Friday, July 8, 2011

Chinaman Yee, Keep your Fu Manchu hands off my joystick

I hear the supreme court brought your boss-man ass down cus I was goin to send the Master Chief to your place to pull out those creepy long fingernails you chinamen wear. Or maybe I tell the CIA bout chu and theyll waterboard your ass for engaging in unAmerican activities.

China born, you aint even american and as soon as you get off the boat you start telling us mao tse dung style how were goin to live our lives. If you want to be a dictator go back to your homeland. I get sick of you brave new world types passin laws that control everybody elses life.

Besides that dumbass you don’t know shit about video games. I’m playing FEAR 3 and its fucking great. You think I’m goin to grab my daddy’s glock and start poppin cats just because I played a video game? Youre dumbass like I said. Beside what Im I supposed to do, read a fucking book or go outside and get shot by a gangbanger?

You see, chinaman, what you dont understand is buying a video game aint like goin to see a movie or buying cigarettes to smoke on the sly. You got to bring the fucking game home to play it. If the parents are too fucking stupid to know what goin on then you got bigger problem than the video games, like down in the hood where most the homes don’t have a daddy.

Besides, if you want to fine the game stores for selling a game to a kid, then shouldnt you be fining the parents who buy the games for their kids. I mean wouldnt that like parents buying cigarettes or booze for their kids? If it would be wrong for the store to corrupt kids minds then it should be wrong for the parents to do the same thing. You just want to come off as a big fucking politician hero. Ill tell you this, there millions of kids who hate your fucking guts and Im one of them.

And you whiny ass slant says that the supreme court caved into the corporations. You’re a fucking idiot, like the economy not bad enough you want to shut down the video game business. And do you think microsoft or sony needs the fucking supreme court. No, Ill tell who will go out of business—local video game stores like Game Stop. And are you going to have the parents inform on the stores to the FBI? And what about buying the games over the Internet? You goin to fine amazon.com?

Thing is, you dont know shit about video games or about the kids who play them. Check this kid out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iQXhNpyJi4

You think hes goin to grow up to be a serial killer? What you dont get dumb shit is that video games aint whats wrong with this country. Actually, the video games will tell you whats wrong with the country, the crooked, corrupt politicians, military types, and corporate goons running it.

You want to see California's future, then I recommend you play Call of Juarez: the Cartel. I fucking love the game. No way we're goin to win against the vatos in the real world since our government is on their side. But at least you can kick some Hispanic ass in the virtual world. Think about all those gringo kids that get bullied at school by Latino homies. Now they can get a little pretend payback. Oh yeah, Obama is one of the characters in the game under the alias Eddie Guerra. How cool is that!

And where do you think the game designers get their ideas for the video games. From the real world, dumb ass. Don't you read the fucking newspaper? Maybe if George Bush had played a few violent video games he would have known that invading Iraq was such a good idea. That war is bloody and often the good guys are the bad guy.

Now youre going to introduce another bill to get around the supreme court. I say FUCK YOU, chinaman. You want to keep under 18 from buying video games in Chinatown San Francisco, do it. It aint even America. You talk about mental health. Your fucking town is full of butt fucking perverts and gots fucking bums all over the streets. And bath houses that are really gay whorehouses where men fuck for free (the only admission being AIDS and syphilis). Check it out:

"SAN DIEGO — About 50,000 Americans become infected with HIV every year." And,

"The Centers for Disease Control says most of these infections are among men who have sex with other men, and bisexuals."

http://www.kpbs.org/news/2011/jul/07/safe-sex-messages-seem-be-falling-short/


Those are your supporters. They dont play video game but with each another. Maybe you ought to visit one of the spas and loosen up. Im sure one of the guys who voted for you will give you a free BJ.

I say clean up the perversion in your own backyard and leave us gamers fucking alone. Otherwise take your Big Brother attitude back to your homeland china where it belongs. If I hear anymore about you hasslin the gamers Ill have to send the zombies over to your place. They love chinese food.

Gordon Freeman, 12 going on 13
P.S. Mr. Yee, I tink if you play Shadows of the Damned youll see that that video gaming builds good character and a positive outlook on life. My 5-year-old brother is playing the game at this moment and he just loves the BIG BONER! Mom always lets us play when shes passed out. I wish I could play with Dad. Maybe I will if he ever drops by.