Monday, June 11, 2012

Kills: Terrorists 19, Team America 18


That’s right, it’s been a close race between the U.S. kill teams and the terrorists. Recently Team Terror took a brief lead even thought they lack the advance kill technology of Kill Team America, especially that ace killer the predator drone, operated by veterans who have trained for years playing Gears of War.

Team Terror planted a bomb that ripped through a Pakistani bus on Friday, killing 19 people, including seven women and a child, on the outskirts of the northwestern city of Peshawar.

That beat Kill Team America by one death. A “coalition” airstrike killed 18, including women and children, in Logar province. Kill Team America is always gracious enough not to take full credit for its kills. Still with all that support from its loyal killer allies you’d think they could have outdone Team Terror. Unfortunately the United States Army sergeant who methodically killed at least 16 civilians, 9 of them children, was not available. Damn shame.

An airstrike was called in by U.S. troops after they came under fire while pursuing A TALIBAN FIGHTER in a village in the Baraki Barak district. You got to love the overkill of Kill Team America—calling in the air force for a single fighter. Thank god there were civilians in the area. Can you image losing to the terrorists 19 to 1? Disgraceful!

Fortunately America’s new action hero Captain America Barrack Obama, dressed in leopard skin, wearing a bone through his nose, and carrying a Masai warrior spear, his albino monkey nearby chewing on a credit card, has been cheering on Kill Team America. Of course he wears this getup in the official KILL ROOM where he will be perusing his kill list for another drone strike.

 

It’s been said that there are a number of Republicans on the list, but drone kills are not yet allowed in the U.S. When it comes to that I guess I’ll have to build a drone shelter. As you know drone-happy Obama took out Al-Qaeda’s number two man by the name of Abu Yahya al-Libi.


Who was Abu Yahya al-Libi? A scholar:

We are told that “Al-Libi's importance, and the significance of his death for al-Qaeda, can be traced to his KNOWLEDGE OF SHARIA, which enabled him to serve as a RELIGIOUS SCHOLAR for the organisation. Few individuals in the organization were qualified to hold such status. AL-LIBI STUDIED SHARIA UNDER PROMINENT SCHOLARS in Mauritania in the 1990s. Members of the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group sent him there to study religious jurisprudence, according to former leaders in the Libyan group."

His job? Propaganda.

“Al-Libi's public role included issuing religious pronouncements that ATTEMPTED TO JUSTIFY AL-QAEDA'S POSITION ON CRISES IN THE ARAB WORLD, such as Somalia, Iraq, Palestine and the Maghreb.”

Apparently Libi was embittered was animated by an ideology that was virulently anti-Western. And Libi knew how to package his views and communicate them. In other words, he was a good talker. His job was that of a propagandist. So you better watch what you say (i.e., no thinking outloud if your thoughts are anti-American). Don’t be bad mouthing the U.S. or sympathizing with the Muslims who hate America for it Rome-like agenda in the Middle East, or else Augustus Hussein Obama will be sending a drone missile crashing down upon your house, hopefully catching the entire family at dinner in order to inflate Kill Team America’s score.

This is reality on-line video gaming at its best.

By the way, why would somebody like Libi hate the U.S. Like how many dictatorships has the U.S. supported in the Middle East? Well there’s the Saudis, Bashar Assad of Syria, El Sayed Mubarak of Egypt, the Shah of Iran, whom we help put into power, Yemen’s dictator Ali Abdullah Saleh, and even Saddam Hussein. The list goes on. Apparently the U.S. has no problem supporting dictators as long as doing so serves U.S. and Israeli national interests and the dictators don’t become to big an embarrassment. That’s how Rome worked and America and Augustus Obama are only following in Rome’s footsteps. Rome killed Jesus to keep the natives pacified. The U.S. assassinated Islamic savior bin Laden.

Osama bin Laden didn’t like America’s imperialistic policies in the Middle East, just like he didn’t like the Soviets occupying Afghanistan, so he and his crew sucker punched the U.S. on 9-11. He thought he was doing what the Maccabees did when they fought against the Seleucid Greeks who were doing the imperialism thing in the Palestine or the Zealots who fought the Romans occupying the Holy Land and killed their collaborators. Was he deluded? History seems to be on his side. The West has been interfering as colonialists and opportunists in the Middle East forever. Maybe the Muslims have had enough.

So the game continues and Team Terror took a big lead then on 9-11. But Kill Team America caught up with two big wars and tens to perhaps hundreds of thousand of Muslims—men, women, and children—raped, imprisoned, tortured, and killed. Now that’s payback. SCORE ON, AMERICA!

But rag-tag Team Terror fights on. Probably will as long as the U.S. occupies the Muslim homeland, one of the things that got bin Laden all upset.

P.S. For more information on Kill Team America check out the San Diego Union-Tribunes Sunday Stars and Stripes edition called U-T Military + Defense. Most recently the big story featured Muslim castrating female Marines. The Taliban better gird up their loins and take cover. These female Marines can blow off a tentacle at a thousand yards.

And the killing goes on, THANK GOD!