Good night Rush.
You were an abrasive buffoon
who was wrong as often
as you were right
too right too often.
Your anti-LGBT rhetoric
reflected an older worldview
of man, wife & children forever
though you had four wives
and no children.
Even when your condemnations were right
they were unnecessarily hurtful.
You loved Jesus
but learned nothing from him.
What is Right to you isn’t right to everyone.
Thus, you violated the cardinal principle
of American conservatism: the right to be free,
even to be odd or decadent
as long as being odd or decadent
harms no one else.
God cannot be harmed so is morally irrelevant.
You chose not to have children though you said
“marriage is about raising children.”
Did you marry simply for sex
and companionship as gays do?
Your anti-science was unscientific.
Thus, you encouraged stupidity.
You wanted to be America’s teacher
but as a college dropout
you learned few facts
and confused opinion for truth
and dong so dishonored truth.
You were a drug addict hypocrite
using and loving and doing that
for which you condemned others.
You disliked feminists because they
preach independence for women.
Like the women haters
Yahweh, Apostle Paul, and Augustine
you preferred them housebound,
uneducated, subservient, and silent.
Perhaps Jesus did as well but
he did not hate them. He defended them,
whoever or whatever they were.
And why no children?
Too busy being a celebrity?
Raising children is hard.
That’s why so many men abandon
wives and girlfriends
once there are children to care for.
That is how men have abortions.
You were a neocon warmonger
who pushed American soldiers
to serve, to fight, and to die
to make the world safe
for Israel
no matter the cost to America.
Yet you did not serve.
You recognized that illegal aliens as
a Trojan Horse that would undo America,
yet you insulted blacks
who are Americans
brought here against their will.
You were a dislikable man
who made his views dislikable.
I never liked you, even when I agreed with you.
I often disagree with Jesus but never dislike him.
Why is that?
You corrupted and defiled American conservatism.
You did more harm than good to the nation.
Yet, in your own twisted way you were an American
too often misguided and simpleminded
but an American, nonetheless.
You were and are hated by leftists galore:
hated by CNN, The Washington Post,
The New York Times, The Huffington Post,
New York Magazine, and Rolling Stone,
hated by Marxist Central New York City
hated by America-hating Hollywood.
So you couldn’t be all bad.
You were an American;
they are not.
You loved America;
they do not.
Too bad your love was as toxic
to America as their hatred is.
They seek America’s destruction.
And because of patriots and conservatives like you
they’re getting their way.
Your puppet Donald Trump
served as your sword of destruction.
Now the haters own the government
and once their decaying puppet joins you in death
they will cleanse America of America
and like Stalin and Mao create a utopia
from the ruins.
You were an abrasive buffoon
who was wrong as often
as you were right
too right too often.
Your anti-LGBT rhetoric
reflected an older worldview
of man, wife & children forever
though you had four wives
and no children.
Even when your condemnations were right
they were unnecessarily hurtful.
You loved Jesus
but learned nothing from him.
What is Right to you isn’t right to everyone.
Thus, you violated the cardinal principle
of American conservatism: the right to be free,
even to be odd or decadent
as long as being odd or decadent
harms no one else.
God cannot be harmed so is morally irrelevant.
You chose not to have children though you said
“marriage is about raising children.”
Did you marry simply for sex
and companionship as gays do?
Your anti-science was unscientific.
Thus, you encouraged stupidity.
You wanted to be America’s teacher
but as a college dropout
you learned few facts
and confused opinion for truth
and dong so dishonored truth.
You were a drug addict hypocrite
using and loving and doing that
for which you condemned others.
You disliked feminists because they
preach independence for women.
Like the women haters
Yahweh, Apostle Paul, and Augustine
you preferred them housebound,
uneducated, subservient, and silent.
Perhaps Jesus did as well but
he did not hate them. He defended them,
whoever or whatever they were.
And why no children?
Too busy being a celebrity?
Raising children is hard.
That’s why so many men abandon
wives and girlfriends
once there are children to care for.
That is how men have abortions.
You were a neocon warmonger
who pushed American soldiers
to serve, to fight, and to die
to make the world safe
for Israel
no matter the cost to America.
Yet you did not serve.
You recognized that illegal aliens as
a Trojan Horse that would undo America,
yet you insulted blacks
who are Americans
brought here against their will.
You were a dislikable man
who made his views dislikable.
I never liked you, even when I agreed with you.
I often disagree with Jesus but never dislike him.
Why is that?
You corrupted and defiled American conservatism.
You did more harm than good to the nation.
Yet, in your own twisted way you were an American
too often misguided and simpleminded
but an American, nonetheless.
You were and are hated by leftists galore:
hated by CNN, The Washington Post,
The New York Times, The Huffington Post,
New York Magazine, and Rolling Stone,
hated by Marxist Central New York City
hated by America-hating Hollywood.
So you couldn’t be all bad.
You were an American;
they are not.
You loved America;
they do not.
Too bad your love was as toxic
to America as their hatred is.
They seek America’s destruction.
And because of patriots and conservatives like you
they’re getting their way.
Your puppet Donald Trump
served as your sword of destruction.
Now the haters own the government
and once their decaying puppet joins you in death
they will cleanse America of America
and like Stalin and Mao create a utopia
from the ruins.
