Roger Ebert is getting his ass royally kicked online for saying the following about the death of jackass Jackass star Ryan Dunn: “"Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive.”
The worshipers of crude think Ebert’s comment was insensitive. What fucking hypocrisy! These members of the Church of Crude believe there’s fucking nothing that should not be mocked and degraded. They love to see pranks pulled on innocent bystanders. However, though they can dish out the derision, disrespect, and defamation, apparently they can’t take it.
This is what the IMDb Parents Guide says about the movie Jackass 3D:
Nearly non-stop male nudity, including front and back end.
Several pranks capitalizing on male genitals.
Several scenes with the gang barfing either because of the prank or because of seeing each other barf.
Several stunts involving biological fluids, which might make the audience vomit.
Non-stop graphic language including biological terms.
People drink beer in a bar (the patrons don’t realize they are part of the prank).
Several jokes about weed.
Some of the gang smoke and drink "behind the scenes."
Parents should also know that this movie franchise in particular is known for wanting to push the boundaries of decency by purposely trying to perform stunts to make its audience and fans vomit.
That Ryan Dunn got behind the wheel drunk, thus willing to put other people’s lives in danger, is consistent with the nihilistic, self-centered philosophy of disrespect for others celebrated in the Jackass movies. That his philosophy of reckless disregard caught up with him is poetic justice.
Now Ebert is pulling a Jimmy Carter by apologizing. Fuck, Ebert, Dunn got in the car after a night of boozing, killed his passenger, and could have killed others. Drunk drivers don’t deserve pity but condemnation. Dunn is the one who should be vilified. And now it turns out he was traveling 130 miles per hour.
But what Dunn and his worshipers the Crudies don't get is that drivers have a moral responsibility to their passengers because only drivers have control of the car. But moral consideration is an alien way of thinking to the Crudies. They just want to vomit in the swimming pool, piss in somebody's drink, push someone in a wheelchair down the steps or get a baby tattooed and have a big laugh. Life to them is a big joke, best of all when played on other people.
America would have been better off had the entire cast of Jackass been riding with Dunn. HA HA HA. I'm just joking...not! Just kidding...not. :-)))
