The
Ghost of Stalin said to Putin in a dream, “Take vengeance on the Ukrainians for
rejecting Russian servitude. After that, you will gather your people in a great
victory celebration and your name shall be celebrated forever in Russia.”
So
Putin said to the people, “Arm some of your men to go to war against the Ukrainians
so that they may carry out the my vengeance on them. Send into battle thousands of men from the towns and villages of Russia.” So a million men armed for
battle, most taken from the poorest regions of Russia, and were given
tanks and AK-47s sprinkled with holy water to make their users invincible. Putin
sent a million men into battle, and while thousands upon thousands died, he remained safe in the
sanctuary of his palace.
The Russians caused great slaughter among the Ukrainians, killing men and women and kidnapping children to be put for sale on the Internet to Russian pedophiles. According to Putin’s command his generals killed every man except those captured for tortured. Among their victims were lovers walking together holding hands and discussing their future, children and mother in playgrounds, shoppers, worshipers in churches, patients and doctors in hospitals, students in schools, the young and elderly, men, women, children. They even killed animals.
Captured were the Ukrainian women and children to be sold. Also taken as plunder was anything that could be carried such as watches, jewelry, and other nice things lacking in Russia, but also gold teeth to be made into necklaces for Russian men and women. They burned all the towns where the Ukrainians lived. There was nothing left but death and destruction and untold Ukrainians buried in the rubble. They took all the plunder and spoils, and killed as many people and animals they could.
Putin was pleased
with the destruction he had unleashed upon Ukraine, yet his vengeance was not
yet satisfied because the Ghost of Stalin told him that the destruction of
Ukraine was just the beginning. The USSR must be restored, and once that is accomplished
you shall be canonized as Saint Vladimir!
