“Libya rebels stand up to Gaddafi bombs in Brega” (The Australian)
“The air force bombing of Brega was significant as over the last week Colonel Gaddafi has three times ordered air force pilots to bomb opposition strongholds but they had refused and either defected to Malta or ejected themselves and let their planes crash.”
Just in: “At least one air force fighter jet dropped bombs over the eastern city of al-Burayqa, Al Jazeera reported.” (M&C News)
So earlier Libyan air force pilots refused to bomb civilians. So what changed? The American It’ My Lai It’s Okay to Kill Civilians Seminar instructors were brought in. My sources tell me that Colonel Gaddafi requested that the U.S. to send a CIA team of kill & torture civilians specialists and educators to educate his pilots that it really is okay to kill civilians.
The My Lai It’s Okay to Kill Civilians Seminar opened with a few photos from the celebrated My Lai Massacre, which really wasn’t a massacre but just some G.I.s have some fun:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:My_Lai_massacre.jpg
The next photo was a real favorite among the U.S. torture is good crews in Iraq. In fact, the photo was hung in most of the military latrines:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:My_Lai_massacre_woman_and_children.jpg
Three of the training films used by the CIA and other CRUELTY TO CIVILIANS IS NOT CRUEL BUT A LOT OF FUN are the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH7-J3b4bI
“Bushmaster!” Was the pilot communicating with the president? How droll!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKBoQRRbq_A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3_ynHjL-M&feature=related
After watching U.S. pilots kill civilians the Libyan pilots realized that if America—the world’s leader in moral uprightness—can sanction the killing of just about anyone, then why shouldn’t the Libyan pilots be missing out on all the fun? Perhaps the most important lesson was that there really isn't any need to worry since there is nothing left of the victims except a bloody gruel that the dogs will get rid of. That sounds almost Biblical. Thus a pilot, soldier, or torturer must learn to ignore the cries and weeping of children and silly women:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6CATc9ZBHY
The big moral advantage that American soldiers have is that they grow up playing video games, so they understand that war is a game and as such there is no reason it can be fun as well.
The CIA has recommended to Kaddafi that he buy some American made killer drones that can be used with an Xbox 306 controller and operated by a 16-year-old.
Next report: British and U.S. consider a NO-FLY ZONE over Libya. Why should the Libyan pilots have all the fun? Besides, there’s nothing like oil in the water to bring out the colonialist sharks!
Life just keeps getting weirder and weirder. So much fun! :-)
